FEBRUARY

I hate the month of February!

I hate the month of February!

I hate the month of February!

I hate the month of February!

I hate the month of February!

I hate the month of February!

I hate the month of February!

I hate the month of February!

I do not care if it is Black History Month!

It is unfortunate that my wife was born in February.

I do not care for Valentine's Day!

I do not care for President's Day!

I hate the month of February.

I used to love the month.

Shortest month, leap-year month, tax refund month, blah, blah, blah.

I use to celebrate all of these days.

But no more.

February of 2009 is the shittiest month of all time.

February of 2010 was shitty.

February of 2011 was shitty.

February of 2012 is no fucking better.

Unless I am in coma in any future Februaries, I am certain they will not get better.